Mrs Clinton, Please do not Come to Nigeria!
Dear Mrs. Hillary Clinton: Good afternoon ma. I hope this letter meets you in good condition of health. If so, doxology. Apologies that I had to send the letter by DHL. I was going to email it but it occurred to me that an email written by a Nigerian living in Nigeria may not pass through the eye of the needle of the powerful Nigerian 419 email spam blocker now installed in all American government computers in accordance with the provisions of the 30th Amendment to the US Constitution otherwise known as the Nigerian Amendment. I also tried to send the letter to you through your Under-Secretary of State to Nigeria, Mr Ojo Maduekwe, but was told that he was not planning one of his infrequent trips to Nigeria from his base in the US any time soon.
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Written by: Pius Adesanmi
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